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September 18th, 2005 - Balinares

Sep. 18th, 2005

02:36 pm - Cession à la jambe, épaule en dedans.

My butt aches.
Muscles I didn't know existed are clamoring for bloody revenge.
My butt aches.
I've got the world's biggest blister on my pinkie.
My butt aches.
I'll spend the rest of the week walking like Robocop and crying like a baby everytime I attempt to sit down.
My butt ACHES.
And I'm the happiest bastard in the world.

Now I'll go soak myself in a very hot bath and have multiple orgasms from the hot water alone.

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